A 70yr old man went to the Doctor to get a sp*rm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow."
The next day the old man reappears at the doc's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and as empty as on the previous day. The Doc asked what happened and the man explained.
"Well Doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but nothing! Then I tried with my left hand,but still nothing!Then I asked my wife for help.She tried with her right hand; nothing!Then her left, nothing! She even tried with her mouth; first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out and still nothing! We even called up the lady next door and she tried with both hands and her mouth too - NOTHING!!"
The Doc was shocked. "You asked your neighbour?!!"
The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the damn jar open!"
2007-03-27 11:21:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehahehahehaw ! gaffaw ! Giggle ! Lol ! Wet my pants :)
I feel asleep in the computer chair last night just gone half twelve. I waoke up at half one with such a sore neck. Its still hurting now :)
First time i've done that :)
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2007-03-28 00:42:16 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I observed that one in the previous and that i laughed as problematic then as I did this time. i do no longer provide stars to those who ask for them. I provide them by using fact i choose to - or, extra to the factor, they earned it.
2016-10-20 02:14:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you know I have the same problem with opening jars.
I go all limp wristed!
Love that joke fidgety.
2007-03-27 23:33:22 · answer #3 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
had a feelin i d know what the answer was reading through it but i was still kinda funny
2007-03-27 11:54:35 · answer #4 · answered by angela n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got a twinkle for that one, great punch line. x
2007-03-27 11:26:06 · answer #5 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
av heared it b4 but oh so funny x
2007-03-27 11:35:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmboao!!! I have heard that one b4, but it is still funny stuff...
2007-03-27 11:46:10 · answer #7 · answered by Gitterdonenow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-27 11:27:51 · answer #8 · answered by bperez2002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-27 11:27:44 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent
2007-03-27 11:25:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋