The Dog Food Diet?

Question

I was in the supermarket checkout line buying a large bag of Pedigree Chum Dry Dog Mix, when this woman behind me said, "Oh do you have a dog?"

I had been having a bad day, so I was going to reply with a sarcastic "No..." But then I had a better idea. I said to the woman, "Well actually no, I've decided to go back on the Pedigree Chum diet."

"Really?" was her surprised reply.

"Yeah, I was doubtful about starting it again though, because the last time I ended up in hospital in the intensive care unit for 6 weeks."

"Oh my! You ended up in hospital?"

"Yeah, but I managed to lose 2 stone in 3 months on the diet, so decided it would be worth it because I've started to pile on the pounds again."

By now a man behind the woman in the queue was also listening intently. "So, how exactly does it work?" he asked.

"Well," I replied, "you just take a handful of the dry mix and keep it in your pocket for whenever you feel hungry."

"But surely, if you had to go to hospital the last time it must be poisonous for humans! Is that what happened last time? Did it poison you very seriously?" exclaimed the woman.

"No, at the end of the 3 months I had been sitting in the middle of the road licking my a** when I got hit by a car."

Answer 1

Good one. Definitely worth a chuckle.


:-)))

Answer 2

Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! Funny! 10!

Answer 3

provide her a harm, she grew to become into attempting to be friendly. one element is for specific nonetheless if i grew to become into on a eating ordinary the place I had to consume purely dogfood, i could definately drop some pounds....or probable replace into anorexic.

Answer 4

Very funny - and there are people out there who would believe it.

Answer 5

I like it!!! very funny