Three men aged 20, 40 and 60 were sitting at the bar disscussing how often they made love to their wives.
The 20 yr old bragged "we do it four or five times a week."
The 60 yr old never said a word but just just sat there smiling.
The 40yr old said "well we do it four or five times a month."
Again the 60 yr old never said a word but just just sat there smiling.
After a while the younger two men asked the 60 yr old
"Well, how often do you and your wife make love?"
"Once a year" He replied with the biggest grin ever
"Only once a year! How comes you look so happy about it"
The younger two men asked
"Tonight's the Night"
2007-03-27 11:12:14 · 25 answers · asked by jabelite 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats a good one x
2007-03-27 11:32:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A man takes his son to the pharmacy and his son asks about the condoms for sale
Thats the packet of one for high school kids that might get lucky on a Friday night
and the are packets of three for college students on the weekend
Those....oh those are packets of 12 for married couples.
1 for january, 1 for february, 1 for March.....
2007-03-27 18:18:12 · answer #2 · answered by philip_jones2003 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Pretty funny. Good one.
2007-03-27 20:24:30 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awwww how sweet
2007-03-27 18:30:48 · answer #4 · answered by raptureinkisses 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL ,thats really funny x
2007-03-27 18:16:00 · answer #5 · answered by maddie xx 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
thats funny
2007-03-27 18:15:13 · answer #6 · answered by lilrnblover86 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
great joke,I never do it enough either, we're either tired from working or being around the kids, and keep remembereing thats what caused it!!! lol
2007-03-27 18:15:33 · answer #7 · answered by bowsgirl1 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
thats a good one lmao
2007-03-27 18:18:22 · answer #8 · answered by rebelady28379 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
thats a good one lol
2007-03-27 18:15:23 · answer #9 · answered by 18/M/Scotland 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
cute but wasn't the punch line i was expecting
2007-03-27 18:37:26 · answer #10 · answered by OnTheProwl007 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋