Can we start a "prefab fundie answerer of the day award"???

Question

That would be great. If we all notice that someone is only using answers involving:
-Bible verses that have nothing to do with half or more of the question.
- The words "ignorant" and "arrogant" when ignorance and arrogance have nothing to do with it, it is simply an opposing points of view.
- Answers to the effect of: Well God made that so you're following it even if you don't believe in it (i.e. Well God created science!)

What other prefab fundie answers would be counted? What do you all think?

JC is the Man... that is damn near the coolest answer from a Christian I've heard on here. Thank you. I tend to forget (in the midst of all the typical fundies) that there ARE cool Christians. Can't say I necessarily agree with your theology. But as long as you're not a douche, you're fine by me. Way to go, man...

Answer 1

I am a Christian. Some call me a fundie some say I am not. You can decide for yourself.

But a couple of personal favorites.

"You are taking that out of context."
And then they fail to actually describe what the appropriate context would be.

"It is the Truth, whether you believe it or not."

Which is so true, but yet again so complicated in itself.

***UPDATE****
Thanks Godfather76 for the Comments. Glad that I am not a douche. LoL.

Answer 2

We used to have the Stupidest Theist Quote of the Day when I frequented alt.religion. People would nominate and second a theist quote, and at the end of the day all of the nominations would be voted on.

It was always a good laugh, but requires someone to follow all of the posts, which can get tiring.

Answer 3

Evolution is only a theory (Translation - I don't know the meaning of the word theory, so that must mean it isn't true)

Answer 4

Anyone that answers with "You're not saved so you're going to hell." gets my vote!

PS: Long time no talk Godfather. How are you? :0)

Answer 5

I wonder how "hot" it has to get in order for this to be funny.