A bloke catches a sexy lady giving him the eye in the supermarket.
"Do I know you?" He says
"Aren't you the father of one of my children?" she asks
The man quickly thinks back to the only time he was unfaithful to his missus & asks "Were you the h00ker I s*@$*ed over the pool table @ my stag do whilst your mate s_p_@_n_k_e_d me with a piece of celery??"
"No." She replies, somewhat alrmed at the mans response "I'm your daughters teacher"
2007-03-27 11:10:09 · 17 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
talk about looking a prat!!!
lol.love it.
xxx
2007-03-28 05:30:02 · answer #1 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm American...I don't get the joke. The teacher is the mother of his child? That's illegal in my state. Why would you tell a joke like that? Who are you?
Irony confuses me...is there a fast food outlet around here I'm hungry. I'm gone get me a supersize.
You British guys with your common sense and reasonably sized trousers...you guys!!
2007-03-27 18:22:42 · answer #2 · answered by INGSOC 1984 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
oh i so knew that but just wanted to know how you felt about the cane no longer being used in schools
2007-03-27 18:57:03 · answer #3 · answered by squawinpants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
use spell check the next time i have heard that joke several times before and it took me three times to understand it
2007-03-27 18:43:37 · answer #4 · answered by OnTheProwl007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! 10!
2007-03-27 20:14:57 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome, two great jokes in a row, sweet
could i get best answer i need some more
2007-03-27 18:37:59 · answer #6 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your on a roll tonight, another one to make me cross my legs ha ha pmsl
2007-03-27 18:14:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
What a naughty naughty man.
2007-03-27 18:13:10 · answer #8 · answered by urmomrulez 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha, thats hillarious lol
2007-03-27 18:15:15 · answer #9 · answered by raptureinkisses 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny..
2007-03-27 18:16:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋