There was a priest, a teacher, and a g-i joe on a plane. they all dropped something. the priest dropped a bible, the teacher dropped a apple, and the g-i joe dropped a bomb. They all jumped out of the plane. When the priest landed he walked up to a little boy who was crying and asked, "little boy why are you crying?" The boy answers, "I was walking and a bible landed on my head." The teacher was the next person to land. When she got to the ground she walk up to a little girl and asked, " Little girl why are you crying?" The little girl answers, " I was sitting here and an apple landed on my head." The G-i joe was the last one to land. He walked up to an old lady and said, " Little old lady why are you laughing?" She said, " I was standing here and when I farted the house behind me blew up!"
2007-03-27 11:05:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anna K 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A real american hero....now you know...and knowings half the battle.
2007-03-27 11:22:24 · answer #1 · answered by pathc22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, little old ladies and G-I Joes just never seem to get old. Wait, that's an oxymoron. Ah forget it.
2007-03-27 18:09:36 · answer #2 · answered by urmomrulez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a major lol 10/10 Im gonna give you a star for that one!!! i didnt even see that coming
2007-03-27 19:22:57 · answer #3 · answered by heyyall 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The little old lady part kind of sounds like my wife. she lets them rip.
2007-03-27 18:56:38 · answer #4 · answered by Gitterdonenow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-03-27 20:34:14 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that joke when I was 13!! But it never gets old!!! LOL!!! Thanx for sharing!!!
2007-03-27 19:23:32 · answer #6 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it!!!! That is probably one of the funniest I've seen today!
2007-03-27 18:20:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
old this was big when i was in like third grade
2007-03-27 18:08:24 · answer #8 · answered by Smartest Man Alive 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-03-27 18:11:21 · answer #9 · answered by re_nec_ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard this one except it was people in a tree. and there wasn't a bible it was something else but i 4got wat dat waz
2007-03-27 18:10:47 · answer #10 · answered by Baby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋