An English teacher reminds her class of tomorrows final exam. She tells the class there would be no excuse for not showing up - except for serious injury, illness or death in the student's immediate family.
Tricky, a smart-ars* guy at the back of the room asks, "What about extreme sex*al exhaustion?"
The entire class does its best to stiffle their laughter and snickering. When order is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at Tricky, shakes her head and sweetly says, "In that case Tricky, you'll have to show up anyway...you can write with your other hand." ;)
2007-03-27 11:04:57 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
:)
I can use both hands.....well, i HAVE to use both hands....and scaffolding (how much does it cost to hire a crane ?) :)
lol
x
2007-03-28 00:38:02 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch, poor old Tricky, he`s getting a caning tonight. x
2007-03-27 11:11:32 · answer #2 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Funny! Good one! Funny! 10!
2007-03-27 13:35:19 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The smart asses always get their c-m-uppance fidgety!
Hope he's ambidextrous in more ways than one!!!
2007-03-27 23:41:02 · answer #4 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
greattt, im starring that, and retelling it tomorrow
im pretty sure this joke will kill, sooo me for best answer?
2007-03-27 11:38:02 · answer #5 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha must store that for future reference
2007-03-27 11:11:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i just read that joke on a site..maybe we get our jokes in the same place
2007-03-27 12:11:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, haven't heard one that good all day you get another star
2007-03-27 11:45:13 · answer #8 · answered by OnTheProwl007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one...you get a star
2007-03-27 11:13:17 · answer #9 · answered by Love Exists? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-03-27 11:07:53 · answer #10 · answered by angela n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋