I,m thinking of moving to Pakistan to become a burden on the state, what benefits etc.can I claim?

Answer 1

you will be very lonely there as they all seem to be standing in our dole queues here.

Answer 2

LOL love the question. My advice is to not go solo, but try to get your whole family to go with you. The increase in benefits you could claim would more than pay for a volvo and two holidays a year.

Seriously though, I think that the British asian community have been a productive and hard working part of UK for as long as I can remember, just as the British have been part of the Indian way of life for over a hundred years.
Your quest for handouts should probably start in eastern europe.
Good Luck

Answer 3

You can go to Birmingham that's like Pakistan And still get our benefits or most of the big cities they all have the Pakistan ghetto,s in this country know you can go to any little country you like EG little India Russia Turkey just to name a few .I am off to Afghanistan next week I can walk it its just down the road..Am having difficulty finding a Martian .Mind you some people have green eyes so we are some way there

Answer 4

Cheap living there man... you'll get a lot out of the English pounds there, you'll live like a king... and community hasn't degraded too far there, probably people will treat you kindly.
You can make money for nothing as an English teacher... if you don't want to work at all, you could try to marry some girl, and take her dowry, either that, or it's the begging for you... Opportunity beckons my friend.

Answer 5

Possibly a curry and a veil maybe a copy of the terroism handbook. Apart from that i dont see much hope for benefits but you may be able to get a job in a call centre

Answer 6

Pakistan has poor destitute people and they live next to huge palaces. They cant even help each other as a race. How the hell do you expect your rent to be paid, free health care, dental care and a nice cup of tea whilst watching jeremy kyle in paki Stan, eh Stan, eh?

Answer 7

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I think you will receive a lot less than you would if it were the other way round. The UK is unique in putting immigrants before its own citizens.

Answer 8

All you proved with that question is that the PC crowd still hasn't developed a sense of humour.

I thought the questions was pretty funny. I'd suggest, though, that maybe you could find work there as a cab driver...

Answer 9

You will be most wewlcome. You will have the same benefit entitlements as a Pakistani citizen - absolutely nothing. You never know, you might even learn something while you're out there.

Answer 10

Why don't you go over there and open a newsagents?

Make sure you eat lots of fish and chips in the shop everyday, leave a familiar British aroma for your customers.

Answer 11

lol,less sgtshiltz and more like sgt gobshite.
As for the benifits thing. why do you want to give up your dole and rosy council house to go to Pakistan and live in a mudhut and raising chickens while claiming their dole. You will be at home on the Costa Del Sol looking like an idiot with your hankie wrapped around your head and your bright pink tan, dont forget your socks with sandals. Their dole would most probably be in rupees and be enough to get you 3 portions of vindaloo if you are lucky and no money left for beer/cider
And if you are asking this because you think Pakis claim the dole more then anybody else then you havent been to Glasgow or East London(i.e. Hackney and Stratford). Anyway, why would they want an ignorant, white chav running around in their trackies telling every1 to eff off