A 6 year old walks into the kitchen where his mum is preparing a meal and says, "Mum, the last few nights I have woken up to this thumping noise coming out of your bedroom and when I looked to see what it was, you're sitting on top of daddy and bouncing up and down...Why are you doing that?"
The startled mother recovers quickly and she says, "your dad is a little overweight and I'm trying to get him back to normal size. I bounce on him to get all the air out of him."
The little kid just shakes his head and says, "mum you're wasting your time because, once a week, that nice-looking lady next door comes over and blows daddy right back up."
2007-03-27 10:56:38 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol!!
My jokes are really sinking tonight :(
Think's it's time i went hunting for a new site again.
x
2007-03-27 12:47:16 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha that was funny, what a way to end the night, goodnight hun. Sweet dreams.
2007-03-27 11:17:39 · answer #2 · answered by Loxie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got a star for that one. 10/10
2007-03-27 11:00:50 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-03-27 13:44:03 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! That one made me chuckle :] Added to my star list.
2007-03-27 11:02:21 · answer #5 · answered by beckahdotcom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thats funny x
2007-03-27 11:02:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A case of girls on top fidgety!
Again?
2007-03-27 23:44:13 · answer #7 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-27 11:00:55 · answer #8 · answered by bperez2002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-27 11:00:11 · answer #9 · answered by EC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-03-27 11:16:47 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋