One night, as a couple lay in bed the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm.
The wife turns over and says, "I'm sorry hun, I've got a gynaecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."
The husband, rejected, turns over.
A few minutes later, he rolls back and taps his wife again......"Do you have a dental appointment tomorrow too?"
2007-03-27 10:48:16 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol !!!
My connection is being really slow tonight. I'm still around though. Just takeing me a little longer to put new jokes on.
:)
x
2007-03-27 12:10:57 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Last night just before bedtime I gave my Wife a glass of water and a couple of Asprins,
She said "But I haven't got a Headache"
"Well that's a good start then"
2007-03-27 10:55:22 · answer #2 · answered by jabelite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gargle, cough, splutter. Another brilliant one. 10/10
2007-03-27 10:52:55 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would be my husband. 10/10 tooo funny
2007-03-27 12:12:46 · answer #4 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God loves a trier fidgety.
Hope his connection runs a bit faster than Tricky's.
2007-03-27 23:52:33 · answer #5 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
GOOD 1 10/10 BUT B CAREFUL WIT THAT JOKE ITS AN ANTIQUE
2007-03-27 10:56:03 · answer #6 · answered by ubermeisterscottie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i tryed that once fingers wife slapped me he he wonder why 10 /10
2007-03-27 10:56:40 · answer #7 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eh
its been said before on yahoo, funnier the first time
2007-03-27 10:52:15 · answer #8 · answered by urmomrulez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i swear we get our jokes the same place i gave this out for an answer. all ur other q's i know them too...funny
2007-03-27 12:14:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny! i never heard of it before!
2007-03-27 11:13:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋