Richard is in the hotel lobby...he wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled. Richard turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If you p***s is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 233."
2007-03-27 10:40:05 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Prettywoman.....don't see any questions removed from yours??????
2007-03-27 11:26:12 · update #1
YOUR nicking my jokes now :)
I already asked that one a few days ago :)
I want royalties :)
x
2007-03-27 11:55:18 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny fidgety.
There were two Dicks in the hotel lobby then?
2007-03-28 06:57:52 · answer #2 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
always liked that 1 lol 10/10
2007-03-27 17:45:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
laugh out loud 10/10 as usual never let us down
2007-03-27 19:55:14 · answer #4 · answered by smiley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....i wonder if they met up in rm 233
2007-03-27 17:45:35 · answer #5 · answered by Tee'sLADYandKEY'sMOMMY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh now thats a good one x
2007-03-27 18:06:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Soft" gave the punch line away.
2007-03-27 17:45:30 · answer #7 · answered by Finbarr D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, good one.
2007-03-27 17:44:42 · answer #8 · answered by mrs mac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dam!! I put this one on last week and I got a violation!!...funny though!!
2007-03-27 17:46:26 · answer #9 · answered by prettywoman 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
good one ha ha
2007-03-27 17:46:59 · answer #10 · answered by kendal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋