A couple returned from their honeymoon and it's obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other. The groom's best man takes him aside and asks what is wrong.
"Well," replied the man "when we had finished making love on the first night, as I got up to go to the bathroom I put a $50 bill on the pillow without thinking."
"Oh, you shouldn't worry about that too much," said his friend. "I'm sure your wife will get over it soon enough - she can't expect you to have been saving yourself all these years!"
The groom nodded gently and said, "I don't know if I can get over this though. She gave me $20 change!"
2007-03-27 10:37:05 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao
2007-03-27 10:42:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
The only man to save money by getting married.
2007-03-27 10:41:56 · answer #2 · answered by Finbarr D 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
you heard about me and the wife then pmsl 10/10
2007-03-27 14:34:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea.
2007-03-27 10:48:35 · answer #4 · answered by Jelly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one!
2007-03-27 13:38:41 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it don't get while she left the change can someone explain
2007-03-27 11:51:53 · answer #6 · answered by OnTheProwl007 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol yea made me smile
2007-03-27 10:40:11 · answer #7 · answered by helen34 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
nice one lol
2007-03-27 10:43:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha,lol
2007-03-27 10:43:20 · answer #9 · answered by LYNDA M 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hhhhaaaaa...
2007-03-27 11:04:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋