During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with an unusual offer.'Look I'll give you £100 if you'lll change the wedding vows.When you get to me&the part where I'm to promise to'love honour and obey'&'forsake all others/be faithful to her forever' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that part out." He passed the clergyman £100&walked away satisfied. The day of the wedding&the bride&groom have moved to that part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged.When it time for the groom's vows the vicar looks the young man in the eye& says: "Will you promise to obey her every command and wish&serve her her breakfast in bed every morning of your life&swear eternally before God&your lovely wife that you will not ever look at another woman as long as you both shall live? The groom gulped&looked around&said in a tiny voice,'Yes'. Groom leaned toward the vicar&hissed,I thought we had a deal .'The vicar put the£100 into his hand & whispered... "She made me a much better offer."
2007-03-27 10:35:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha ! Beaten to it.
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2007-03-27 10:55:23 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-03-27 10:38:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 8/10
2007-03-27 10:47:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laughed. Liked it.
2007-03-27 10:39:52 · answer #4 · answered by Finbarr D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-03-27 10:42:42 · answer #5 · answered by Tee'sLADYandKEY'sMOMMY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent
2007-03-27 12:56:34 · answer #6 · answered by smiley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what was the better offer?
2007-03-27 10:42:11 · answer #7 · answered by goddessmelanisia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious
2007-03-27 10:39:41 · answer #8 · answered by crunchymonkey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhhhh good one
2007-03-27 10:39:57 · answer #9 · answered by puppy luv 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's what is known as the 'bribe-to-be'....
2007-03-27 11:30:26 · answer #10 · answered by Polo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋