A pregnant woman and her husband went to her doctor so that he could try a new treatment to take away labor pains. The treatment ment that all the pain wud be placed on the childs father each time she felt it.
The treatment started and the husband felt no pain, the doctor pumped it up, the wife felt no pain but yet the husband still felt nothing. He turned the machine up to the highest level and still the husband felt no pain. He sent the lady and her husband home and told them to return in 14 days so that he could make some repairs. So they returned home, only to find there mail man dead on there door step...
Get it? Im so lame...
2007-03-27 10:27:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahhhhh she got her groov on w/ the mail man
2007-03-27 10:32:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats not bad. try these though
haha! nice. Try these....
1
Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
"How long will this take?" she asks.
"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?"
"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He lived. And with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again..
2
Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road
They pass each other
Woman yells out her window, "PIG!"
Man yells out his window, "*********!"
Man rounds next curve
Crashes into a huge pig in middle of road.
Thought For The Day : If only men would listen.
3
The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's
house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her
daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the
daughter-in-law
answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it
makes me
happy. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be home
from
work any minute."
The mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and left. On the
way
home she thought about the love dress. When she got home she undressed,
showered, put on her best perfume and waited by the front door. Finally
her
husband came home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress" she replied.
"Needs ironing." he said.
HEHE>>HAVE FUN 2 YA GUYZ READING
2007-03-27 17:31:44 · answer #2 · answered by ashanie4mhell 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
heard it a million years ago and a million times. so it's just amusing now, instead of funny.
2007-03-27 17:32:27 · answer #3 · answered by goddessmelanisia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i get it the mailman is the father thats funny
2007-03-27 17:40:29 · answer #4 · answered by LiveLaughLove 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its kinda of lame
2007-03-27 17:32:03 · answer #5 · answered by puff'n stuff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was pretty funny. rofl. lmbo.
2007-03-27 17:32:15 · answer #6 · answered by D W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dats an old one....not funny ne more! ;-(
2007-03-27 17:30:03 · answer #7 · answered by Millie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋