A bit of assistance?

Question

After marrying a younger woman, a middle-aged man finds that no matter what he does in the sack, she never achieves 0rg@5m.

So he visits his doctor for advice. "Maybe fantasy is the solution," says the doctor. "Why not hire a strapping young man and, while you two are making love, have him wave a towel over you?"

The doctor smiles. "Make sure he's totally naked - that way your wife can fantasise her way to a full-blown 0rg@5m."

Optimistic, he returns home and hires a handsome young escort. But it's no use: even when the stud stands naked, waving the towel, the wife remains unsatisfied.

Perplexed, the man returns to his doctor.

"Try reversing it for a while," says the quack. "Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them."

So he returns home to try again - this time, waving the towel as the same escort pumps away enthusiastically.

Soon, the wife has an enormous, screaming org@5m.

Smiling, the husband drops the towel and taps the young man on the shoulder.

"You see?" he shouts triumphantly. "That's how you wave a bloody towel."

Answer 1

lmao, best one of the night so far 10/10

Answer 2

Lol i like it! This ones short and sweet!
A naked man was admiring himself in the mirror, "Look at that" he says to his wife, "12stone of pure dynamite". "Yes she says "Just a pity about the 2 inch fuse!!" xx Sorry guys lol xx

Answer 3

good 1 lmao 10/10

Answer 4

hehe. funny! try these though..


haha! nice. Try these....



1

Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

"How long will this take?" she asks.

"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?"

"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He lived. And with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again..


2

Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road
They pass each other
Woman yells out her window, "PIG!"
Man yells out his window, "B.I.T.C.H!"
Man rounds next curve
Crashes into a huge pig in middle of road.

Thought For The Day : If only men would listen.


3

The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's
house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her
daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the
daughter-in-law
answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it
makes me
happy. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be home
from
work any minute."

The mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and left. On the
way
home she thought about the love dress. When she got home she undressed,
showered, put on her best perfume and waited by the front door. Finally
her
husband came home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress" she replied.

"Needs ironing." he said.

HEHE>>HAVE FUN 2 YA GUYZ READING

Answer 5

Ha ha like that one. These youngsters today just don't know how to do a good job!!!

:-)))

Answer 6

Ha Ha! Funny!

Answer 7

the husban is stoooopid

Answer 8

Ewwww. Ya nasty.