Young David came home from school one day and found his pet chicken laying on the ground with his legs pointing straight up into the sky. When his father got home, he explained that the chicken has died and his legs were pointed up to Jesus in heaven.
They buried the chicken and that was that. Two weeks later his dad came home from work and David ran up to him yelling, "Daddy, Daddy, we nearly lost Mommy today."
"What?" his father replied.
"When I got home from school, Mommy was laying on the bed with her legs pointing up in the air yelling, 'Jesus, I'm coming, Jesus I'm coming.' If it wasn't for Uncle Terry holding her down we would have lost her for sure!"
2007-03-27 10:15:51 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I don't believe in God, I KNOW there is a God. And what you said was very very imature and stupid. I suggest you get a life.
God makes you and this is what he gets? A smart ***?
2007-03-27 10:20:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It doesn't matter whether or not I believe in God, he believes in me! BYW... there's a jokes and riddles category you could have put this into.
2007-03-27 17:18:54 · answer #2 · answered by SodaLicious 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny joke but its very disrespectful to god.yes i believe in god.u should have put this in the riddle category.
2007-03-27 17:21:35 · answer #3 · answered by emochick 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny but really disrespectful to God.
2007-03-27 17:19:17 · answer #4 · answered by horselover4ever 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i believe in god
2007-03-27 17:19:18 · answer #5 · answered by ♥I_rock_you♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh Jesus! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! No were alone.
Great joke.
2007-03-27 17:18:43 · answer #6 · answered by Jackson B 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Bless him lord!!!
2007-03-27 17:20:24 · answer #7 · answered by samuelmassingill 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha.Ha.
2007-03-27 17:48:23 · answer #8 · answered by bubbles 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh gawd!
not coooooooooooooool...lol
2007-03-27 17:19:21 · answer #9 · answered by bronzebabekentucky 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO!!
2007-03-27 17:19:35 · answer #10 · answered by the1andonly4077 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋