Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite.
One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. When leaving the room, she said, "Mr. Johnson, your barracks door is open."
He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his secretary. Calling her in, he asked, "By the way Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door was open this morning, did you also notice a soldier standing at attention?"
The secretary, who was quite witty replied, "Why no sir, all I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."
2007-03-27 10:11:02 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha your on good form, keep them coming....
2007-03-27 10:25:40 · answer #1 · answered by Rod Stewart 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
2/10
2007-03-27 10:14:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe. oh yes. try these...
haha! nice. Try these....
1
Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
"How long will this take?" she asks.
"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?"
"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He lived. And with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again..
2
Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road
They pass each other
Woman yells out her window, "PIG!"
Man yells out his window, "B.I.T.C.H!"
Man rounds next curve
Crashes into a huge pig in middle of road.
Thought For The Day : If only men would listen.
3
The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's
house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her
daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the
daughter-in-law
answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it
makes me
happy. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be home
from
work any minute."
The mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and left. On the
way
home she thought about the love dress. When she got home she undressed,
showered, put on her best perfume and waited by the front door. Finally
her
husband came home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress" she replied.
"Needs ironing." he said.
HEHE>>HAVE FUN 2 YA GUYZ READING
2007-03-27 10:24:49 · answer #3 · answered by ashanie4mhell 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
you are on a roll girl pmsl 10/10
2007-03-27 14:29:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Very funny!
2007-03-27 10:15:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol its like a 6.5 on a scale of 10. Very creative joke though.
2007-03-27 10:14:52 · answer #6 · answered by Kitty 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ya Ho!
Very funny.
2007-03-27 10:14:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It might not be a good joke to tell soilders, but overall it got a chuckle or two outta me.
2007-03-27 10:15:21 · answer #8 · answered by AwayLemonade 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Worth a chuckle I guess!!
2007-03-27 10:20:09 · answer #9 · answered by prettywoman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi there
yes its funny. At least someone who puts a smile in my face today.
cheers for that
CG
2007-03-27 10:17:41 · answer #10 · answered by C G 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats is F U N N Y
2007-03-27 10:16:17 · answer #11 · answered by killerspeed77 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋