Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 10yr old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourhood activities. To a young boy, they thought, spying would be a lot of fun and would distract him for an hour or so. The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.
'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he said.
'An ambulance just drove by.'
A few minutes passed...'Looks like the Andersons have company' he called out.
'Matt's riding a new bike and the Coopers are making whoopee.
Mum and Dad shot up in bed. 'How do you know that? the startled father asked....
'Their kid is standing out on the balcony too,' his son replied.
2007-03-27 10:09:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
:)
From now on, everytime i walk through the estate down the road and i see a kiddie on a balcony, it will bring a little smile to my face :)
x
2007-03-27 10:17:19 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made
my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat
up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph.
I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the
weather would be bad throughout the day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.
There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and
whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in
that shyt .."
2007-03-27 10:14:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, chrisjoker. the position hast thou been? My day hast been lacking in mirthsome astounding, yea, thou returnst and avail us of thy tomfoolery. I laughed with exeptional quantity. LOL. great things, fella.
2016-10-17 21:44:36 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-03-27 10:13:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good lmao x
2007-03-27 10:13:28 · answer #5 · answered by Smurf 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmfao!!!! That is very very very funny!!
Never underestimate a child's intelligence!!! :-)
2007-03-27 10:14:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whoopee tee hee hee
2007-03-27 10:13:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-03-27 10:16:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL HAHHAHA
that was a good one
2007-03-27 10:12:48 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny
2007-03-27 13:01:54 · answer #10 · answered by smiley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋