To figure out what the chicken was thinking..... Was the crossing necessary to it's existence, was it an historic event, what else could the chicken have done.?
What kind of chicken was this....... Was the chicken mexican?
2007-03-27 09:42:33 · 15 answers · asked by luxlugger 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
COOL
2007-03-27 09:46:07 · answer #1 · answered by jonathon m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The chicken was of Mexican-American heritage, born in Long Beach, CA.
He crossed highway 101to go surfing with his brothers and sisters at County Line. It was definitely necessary for his existence 'cause that's the way it is to be born into a surfing family.
His name ~~~ Sergio the Bold !!!
Within his family he was the bravest surfer of them all going back 20 generations. And known throughout both the America's (North and South)as the only honest politician on the two continents.
Historic ~~~ YES ~~~ everything Sergio did was Historic !!!
2007-03-27 17:02:19 · answer #2 · answered by scottyusa1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road,
but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend
with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely
chicken's dominion maintained.
Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally
selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to
cross roads.
2007-03-27 16:54:42 · answer #3 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes she was a mexican chicken and he needed to get 2 the other side 2 get away from the boarder patrol and make it out of Tijuana for Ceasar Chavez day
2007-03-27 16:46:46 · answer #4 · answered by Lord Vader 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to yo mama's house!
2007-03-27 16:46:16 · answer #5 · answered by DapperDan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the process involving the chicken crossing the road is called evolution. (ha ha)
2007-03-27 16:49:02 · answer #6 · answered by search on google: mabtw.com 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chicken was probley trying to runaway from Colonial Sanders...
2007-03-27 16:48:36 · answer #7 · answered by Jamie T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the road was there
2007-03-27 16:45:20 · answer #8 · answered by Always Hopeful 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To go to a restaurant to get a x-large quesadilla!! jeje
2007-03-27 16:54:20 · answer #9 · answered by pshh! its irene :) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he was a chicken
2007-03-27 16:46:08 · answer #10 · answered by taytay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because we needed a new riddle.......
c'mon are you gonna tell me you didn't get tired of which came first the chicken or the egg?????
----kudos to the chicken !!!!! he contributed yet another riddle............the little bastard...
2007-03-27 16:48:12 · answer #11 · answered by GAL PAL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋