ok one time i was playing my GBA in church and someone handed me a basket of money, i "accidently" dropped it and realized....i could make like 50 dollars! so i took it and i make about 42 dollars a week at church.
do u get paid to go to church?
2007-03-27 09:38:57 · 8 answers · asked by its not gay if... 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Funny...repent sinner!
2007-03-27 09:42:22 · answer #1 · answered by Shark 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is one way God could help me make money, by making up a "religion" with all kinds of beliefs with hardly any logic and demanding lots of money. Isn't that right L. Ron Hubbard?
2007-03-27 16:48:47 · answer #2 · answered by Ievianty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, as Jim Bakker said, "I started out by believing God for a newer car than the one I was driving. I started out believing God for a nicer apartment than I had. Then I moved up."
2007-03-27 16:46:23 · answer #3 · answered by wleef2002 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont go to church now.... but I suggest you to stop it.. its morally wrong. Conscience my friend. you are no different from a beggar.
Understand my english.
2007-03-27 16:44:20 · answer #4 · answered by alex l 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just wait until you can get a church of your own, then you can really rake it in.
2007-03-27 16:43:39 · answer #5 · answered by U-98 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its people like you who give humans a bad name.
2007-03-27 16:42:05 · answer #6 · answered by luvv2rock 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol- see now that's a good way to get people to convert- not all this fire and brimstone nonsense- appeal to their inner greed!
2007-03-27 16:51:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2007-03-27 16:42:16 · answer #8 · answered by vastyamoadade 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋