Dear IT Support,
18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.
I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.
2007-03-27 09:35:19 · 14 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I eventually upgraded to Fianc e 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2005.
Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted.
They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.
Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge. These Latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.
Please Help!
2007-03-27 09:35:37 · update #1
Dear User,
We have had several complaint from users like yourself about Wife 1.0. This program does use up remaining resources and this is an unavoidable drawback with the program.
We can suggest a few remedies to allow a much smoother running of Wife 1.0.
First install and run RememberAnniversary01.exe.
This program will automatically run Freshrosesbunch 1.2 and Mealatrestuarant.2.0.
Doing this will trigger an automatic upgrade from FreeSexPlus to BestSexEverHad.exe.
Please note that this is only trial software. To get the full version, which will be permanent, you need to install PerfectHusband 2.2.
This is not recommended as this program demands considerable time, money and constant reassureance that Wife 1.0 is having a good time. It is recommended that you stick with the trial version of BestSexEverHad.exe which will run simultaniously with RememberAnniversary.exe.
Some new glitches have occured in Wife 1.0 that do require attention. The words Fine & Go Ahead have appeared several times before TurboStrop and Multiwhinge have started.
We have now determined that these words mean that whatever tasks being done at that point should immediately end and full attention and resources be placed on Wife 1.0.
We have also discovered that Wife 1.0 does not react well in any way to communication to any version of Woman 0.7. Doing this triggers Jealousy 1.1 and LivingWithMother 2007.
This also applies when communicating with Ex.exe.
There is no definite way to delete files from Wife 1.0's memory, however there is one step that can be taken to suppress them. Run the program ISawYouFlirtWithBestM8, this will temporarily disengage the unwanted memories. This is a last resort, doing this could trigger LivingWithMother 2007.
It has definitely been established that Wife 1.0 is not a stable program. If you cannot continue using the software to it full, we recommend D.I.V.O.R.C.E.exe or failing that, Office Affair Business Edition will provide backup for your needs.
We hope that this letter is of help to you.
Regards,
IT Support
2007-03-27 19:36:33 · answer #1 · answered by daniel_marsland 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the best in days 11/10
2007-03-27 09:54:41 · answer #2 · answered by Hecho en CU 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol :-) That's brilliant
My boyfriend is laughing on the sofa.
2007-03-27 09:43:41 · answer #3 · answered by Tilly 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not had a good laugh in ages. lol lol lol
Cheers
2007-03-27 09:41:53 · answer #4 · answered by x SexySian x 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that is brill lmso 10/10
2007-03-27 09:41:36 · answer #5 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wow that's good Jay,can't beat them can we.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-03-27 09:42:43 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant lol.
2007-03-27 09:39:45 · answer #7 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
brill lmao wish i could give you two stars for that one tee hee hee
2007-03-27 10:50:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
very very good lol 10/10
2007-03-27 09:55:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats older than Bill Gates !
2007-03-27 09:54:58 · answer #10 · answered by Joe Ninety 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋