2007-03-27 09:23:03 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes, I know. Funnierst.
2007-03-27 11:02:02 · update #1
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2007-03-27 09:27:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
I saw two hilarious statements here today. The first was a response to a question asking how did Noah get two polar bears from the north pole to the ark in the Middle East. An answerer said that polar bears can swim, maybe they swam to the ark.
The second question was about literal versus symbolic reading of the Bible. An answerer said that once you are saved you get a pair of God Goggles so you can determine literal truth of the Bible from metaphor or parable.
I am still not sure if the two answerers are serious or kidding.
There was also a question which asked (paraphrasing) Atheists, why don't you believe in God? If you do not put your faith in God, what do you put your faith in? Huh?
2007-03-27 16:52:32 · answer #2 · answered by Adoptive Father 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Again, the question of "why are atheists here", but in the question he remarked that we just ask stupid questions like "What if God farted?", just to be irritating. For some reason, that totally cracked me up.
Oh! "Acid Zebra" is right, too. The question "Why do athiests don't ask smart questions?" (He misspelled atheists, not me.) That was a classic. We really need to have someone keep a list...maybe we can have a monthly award or something. lol!
2007-03-27 16:30:24 · answer #3 · answered by Jess H 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
thu spiritulaialityist of things i reckon i hud is the waye sum people speltilated is whut i cunsuiderated as beung hunuruously funeristic in theire wayes of splelting an i lauef and lauf all thu tuim
religiouslyistic typeies r funnistitic to saiy thu lesiest
thu hypocritialictics uv spirituulisticsts of iet alll just grubs me and i faiel to thu flour somtiemes laughering
2007-03-27 16:29:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It took me a while to find it but here it is:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AjQ.ksdsrCnC.x4KHEGgdHvty6IX?qid=20070327093623AAhD6wn&show=7#profile-info-AA11609168
Haha the atheists are the irrational ones!!!! That had me laughing for a while!
This is pretty nifty too:
"Do atheist want answers are just an argument?"
Do we are?
2007-03-27 16:32:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some guy called atheists evil dummyheads.
2007-03-27 16:43:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Why do atheists don't ask smart questions?"
Well, it made me laugh.
Bugger! Acid_zebra beat me by 27 seconds! Damn this slow connection!
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2007-03-27 16:29:19 · answer #7 · answered by abetterfate 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Since I logged on this evening it was "Why do atheists don't ask smart questions?"
2007-03-27 16:28:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
It has to be the "Why do atheists don't..." question. What else could it be. The answers were great.
2007-03-27 16:30:27 · answer #9 · answered by taa 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Hey, I'm still stuck on "The devil created psychology" from last night....
;o)
2007-03-27 18:35:30 · answer #10 · answered by Contemplative Chanteuse IDK TIRH 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
? I thought this was the Comedy Section ?? :-)
2007-03-27 16:26:36 · answer #11 · answered by Mictlan_KISS 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋