What's the funniest thing your kid(s) have ever done?

Answer 1

I have twin boys(Zack and Kyle, Age 12) and they recently asked for money to buy new skateboards. i told them they had to earn the money. so what do they do, fake my signature, dress Kyle up like a girl and enter him into the Junior Miss South Lake Beauty Pageant. he didn't win but made it into the top 3 before he was found out and disqualified.

they said they got the idea from a show called the suite life of zack and cody. ever heard of it?

Answer 2

okay... so I don't have kids... but the other day.. my boyfriends mother told me the funniest story about his little sister Olivia!!!

On her preschool "Back to School" night, while all the little 4 year olds were showing the parents the arts and crafts they'd done so far, Olivia jumps up on top of the table in the middle of the room, and starts belting out "please Mr. Jailer" From the movie "Cry Baby"
Dances and all.

Did I mention this was CATHOLIC school?!?!?

I was rolling on the floor.
Olivia is 15 now.. and very quite, and VERY embarrassed that mom had told this story to all of us.
it was great!

Answer 3

I have a lot of funny stories.. Here is a recent one from our youngest.. She is 2. She had been wanting to ride a horse all morning but they were out in the pasture. So Daddy put her on a goat and she rode it all over the place. She got down and the goat started walking away... She said "Hey, there goes my HORSE!" Another one is about how it goes to show that kids aren't afraid to say anything! We were at Wal-Mart in the check-out lane. There was a rather large lady in front of us. Our 3 year old decided to declare "That lady ate to much junk food, didn't she!" She wasn't trying to be mean she was just trying to put two and two together like most children at that age. It was mortifying at the moment, a little funny later! She had to be told about what was okay and not okay to say in public...

Answer 4

properly whilst my youngsters have been around 4, 5, and 7, i'd desire to pay attention my youngest screaming on the coolest of her lungs approximately something... So i glanced into the livingroom to verify what exchange into up. The scene that met my eyes virtually floored me, and that i forced myself to maintain a rapidly face. My oldest daughter exchange into retaining her little sister against the wall, on an identical time as their brother exchange into duct taping her to the wall!!!! I asked them what they theory they have been doing, sent the two oldest to their rooms, have been given the youngest down, and cuddled her, then went into my room, closed the door, and buried my head in the pillows and burst out guffawing. the seems on the little ones' faces whilst they found out that they were busted, alongside with the reality that they have been copying a commercial exchange into purely too lots LOLOLOL.....

Answer 5

We recently went to a resort in Mexio where there was a topless beach. My youngest son, who is two, has never seen other woman like that before. As we were finding chairs on the beach, we passed a rather large topless woman. My son turned to me and said rather loudly, "Mommy, I think that lady's Mommy forgot to pack her the top of her bathingsuit!" I picked him up and started to walk very fast across the beach. My son continued by saying, "She must use a lot of suntan lotion!"

I went my oldest son was in the second grade, i went with his class on a feild trip to the county police station. There they had three empty jail cells and were showing them to the kids. The policeman was trying to explain to the kids how horrible jail was and that they should always listen and follow the rules. While the policeman was explaining, my son blurted out "WOW! THEY HAVE THEIR OWN BATHROOM RIGHT NEXT TO THEIR BED! THAT'S SOOO COOL!" i was speechless.

Answer 6

One time my little brother asked a rather large person if he was the nutty professor. Another time, there was an old man walking with an oxygen tank and he said "Hey Gramps!" And then walked over and messed with the oxygen tank. We were in the vet's office another time and there was a scraggly man in there and he yelled "MONSTER MOMMY! MONSTER!!" and pointed at the man. My friend came over and he called something a tw*t. Logan asked what it was and I didn't know what to say so I told him it was "a very bad killer person." So he started walking around the house, pretending like he was chopping something up going "TW*T! TW*T!" One more story, we had started attending a new church. He was with all of the little kids in the Sunday School room and when we came to pick him up we found him singing "Everybody in the club gettin tipsy!"

Answer 7

My youngest son is somewhat of a character and very creative. One summer Saturday when the WHOLE neighborhood was out doing their usual chores, he found a couple of large Nerf balls and stuck them up under his shirt and announced loudly"I'm Dolly Partner(Parton)". The whole neighborhood just erupted into gales of laughter. He's 27 now and a professional artist. He'd probably kill me if he knew that I put this on here.

Answer 8

Hmm.... I asked this same q once and it was removed for being "too personal" .

My son always goes home with my aunt after church on Sundays. Then she brings him back for the night service. We were sitting in the pew talking before service and everyone is milling about when my aunt says "Eli tell mommy where we went today" He says VERY LOUDLY "Mom, we went to see the butt hole" Everyone around us got very quiet and turned to look at him....I was laughing uncontrollably. They had rode to a swim spot called the Blue hole. He just misheard the name...lol

Answer 9

My daughter was in the pool with my other son. I went in the shed to get something and she said, "I kissed Mike underwater!" She was seven at the time and I don't know where she got the idea from. When she realized I was there she was so embarrassed!

Answer 10

Okay, this is more cute (okay, kinda sad)....and I don't have kids. This was when I was a kid-

I was crying when my dad was talking to me about my parents getting a divorce....I was like,
"But, can't you just TRY to work it out! We (talking about myself, my little brother and parents) have been together for 13 years!!!!!"

My dad felt bad and tried his best to hide a grin...then continued to talk to me. I was 8!