A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable.
Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.
The farmer said, "Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?" The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said - "Well yeah, if that's what they are, I never heard of circle flies".
So the farmer says- "Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."
The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a minute he stops and says, " Hey---wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horses ***?"
The farmer says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horses ***." The Trooper says, "Well, that's a good thing," and goes back to writing the ticket.
After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool them flies though."
2007-03-27 08:40:48 · 25 answers · asked by dianemelloniemarlenejerryginder 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFL - hilarious
2007-03-27 16:27:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Did the farmer get the ticket? Or did the officer see the humor in it. And laugh his way back to his car?
2007-04-04 05:46:12 · answer #2 · answered by Tagged 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-04-03 16:53:41 · answer #3 · answered by Jim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is good, but i guess a little too long, try a shorter version. If you have to explain too much is not that funny.
2007-04-04 15:39:29 · answer #4 · answered by Edith Avatar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
Funny
Funny
lmbo
2007-04-03 09:32:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats gold 10/10 worth a star for sure
2007-04-01 18:28:33 · answer #6 · answered by needhelp 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, that's one smart farmer.
2007-04-04 05:44:10 · answer #7 · answered by HopeGrace 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA. Rofl. Lol. Whatever else there is. That's funny.
2007-04-02 19:13:55 · answer #8 · answered by hahababy@sbcglobal.net 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Omg that is funny
2007-04-04 14:03:31 · answer #9 · answered by mskirbyrobot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny- LOL
Good one. Keep them coming...
2007-04-03 02:29:43 · answer #10 · answered by Bluelady... 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
laught out loud
very funny,
2007-04-01 16:36:58 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋