turns out he was behined the sofa the whole time.
what do you think about that?
2007-03-27 08:40:34 · 22 answers · asked by philosophizer 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I knew he was hiding!
When you're done with him, send him my way.
He owes me 20 bucks.
2007-03-27 08:43:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
First of all I knew He was behind the sofa; He is behind, in front of, next to, on top of, inside of, and all around everything!!! I am glad that you figured out where He was, now I will pray that you figure out that your statement was neither funny or entertaining.
2007-03-27 15:45:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
You just now found him? Chuck Norris found him many years ago. There was something about a roundhouse kick and the rest is history.
2007-03-27 15:46:26 · answer #3 · answered by Ievianty 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Is that "Gee-zuz" or "Hay-soos" you're talking about?
If it's Gee-zuz, tell Him I am a huge fan.
If it's Hay-soos, tell Him salte de atras de ese sofa y digame que paso con me beinte dolares! Chiwowas!
2007-03-27 15:46:33 · answer #4 · answered by alis volat propriis 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you sure he wasn't working construction with all of the other Mexicans named Jesus?
2007-03-27 15:44:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would have figured under the seat cushion
2007-03-27 22:44:09 · answer #6 · answered by Rhymes with Camera 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sooooo silly !
Jesus is up there, in the sky!
And he will come one day!
2007-03-27 16:54:05 · answer #7 · answered by SOCCER GIRL! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's always the last place you look, isn't it? I can't tell you how many Jesus's I've lost moving.
2007-03-27 15:47:06 · answer #8 · answered by M L 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think you should start talking to him now because you need something real.
2007-03-27 15:50:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Was he hiding the easter eggs back there too? Damn egg hoarder!
2007-03-27 15:44:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋