A blonde was driving in her new BMW, when suddenly she took a turn on a red light, and smashed into a Ferrari convertible. The Ferrari is totalled, yet the blonde's car is left without a scratch. The Ferrari's driver steps out with a crowbar in his hands. He yells at the blonde, draws a circle with chalk on the sidewalk, and tells her that if she moves one inch out of the circle, he's going to pound her. The man then turns around and starts to smash the car doors. He hears a giggle behind him, he turns around and yells at her to stop laughing. He then smashes the windshield and ignores the giggling behind him. The car is finally totalled, and the blonde is on the ground laughing her head off.
"WHAT IS SO FUNNY?" He asked her.
"While you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"
2007-03-27 08:39:26 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not really funny per se. It was alright.
2007-03-27 08:43:49 · answer #1 · answered by jokerscrowbar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say it's ok
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work for a construction crew. One day, they were on their lunch break, sitting on a beam thirty stories high. They all note that they've had the same lunch for as long as they were on the job. They agreed if they opened their lunchboxes and found the same lunch, they would all hurl themselves off the beam.
The next day, the police are investigating the scene where the three women fell. When the police asked the husbands of the women, the brunette and the redhead's husbands both said, "If I had known, I would have given her something different." However, the blonde's husband said, "Don't look at me, she packs her own lunch."
2007-03-27 16:09:42 · answer #2 · answered by Paresh G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10
2007-03-27 16:11:26 · answer #3 · answered by gandhi1078 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee Hee Haa Haa Hx Hx Humph - No
2007-03-27 15:52:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. hilarious. Try these though ...
haha! nice. Try these....
1
Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
"How long will this take?" she asks.
"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?"
"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He lived. And with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again..
2
Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road
They pass each other
Woman yells out her window, "PIG!"
Man yells out his window, "*********!"
Man rounds next curve
Crashes into a huge pig in middle of road.
Thought For The Day : If only men would listen.
3
The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's
house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her
daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the
daughter-in-law
answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it
makes me
happy. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be home
from
work any minute."
The mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and left. On the
way
home she thought about the love dress. When she got home she undressed,
showered, put on her best perfume and waited by the front door. Finally
her
husband came home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress" she replied.
"Needs ironing." he said.
HEHE>>HAVE FUN 2 YA GUYZ READING
2007-03-27 17:33:55 · answer #5 · answered by ashanie4mhell 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
NO IT was a waste of my time to read it.
How could a blond have A BMW
2007-03-27 15:51:16 · answer #6 · answered by Darkice 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just goes to show how smart a woman that just happen to be blonde is.
2007-03-27 16:17:28 · answer #7 · answered by BillyBob 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!
2007-03-27 15:53:33 · answer #8 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That wasn't funny. The two parts of the joke didn't tie together.
2007-03-27 15:47:17 · answer #9 · answered by Tim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that joke was great. i loved it...
fyi. darkice i blonde can have a bmw by marrying a rich man
2007-03-27 15:51:27 · answer #10 · answered by Lovely 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋