A man was walking in the woods and came to a cottage where the walls were covered with clocks. He asked the woman who owned the cottage what all the clocks were for. She replied that everyone in the world had a clock, and every time you told a lie your clock advanced a second. He saw a clock that was hardly moving and when he remarked about it he was told that it was Mother Terisia's. He then asked where Bill Clinton's clock was. The woman replied "It's in the kitchen, we're using it as a ceiling fan."
2007-03-27 08:25:34 · 11 answers · asked by lala 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha thats true. thats a good one
2007-03-27 08:46:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It would be funnier if you used George Bush as the ceiling fan clock.
2007-03-27 15:29:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha that joke was good but bush's clock was in the bedroom because it was a better ceiling fan....
2007-03-27 15:39:53 · answer #3 · answered by Lovely 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha
2007-03-27 15:29:31 · answer #4 · answered by Not_Here 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yea, that was funnier when clinton was in office. i'd say 'use bush' but i'm still kinda afraid that 'big brother' is watching, and i don't want it to come back and bite me in the butt, haha...
2007-03-27 15:31:20 · answer #5 · answered by Vae 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it was OK, a bit old
but when I first heard it I thought that it was funny, so yea, If I didn't know it I would have been really funny
2007-03-27 15:44:13 · answer #6 · answered by bkbarile 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-03-27 15:36:52 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
darn I thought it would be in the bathroom to get rid of the smell.....
2007-03-27 16:11:21 · answer #8 · answered by SurferBoy3991 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
meh... not the first time i've heard it, and this was a mediocre version anyways
2007-03-27 15:31:59 · answer #9 · answered by Your mom goes to college 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh major burn to clinton
2007-03-27 15:30:50 · answer #10 · answered by poohbear33 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋