Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God...
"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows 95. I'm going to do something I've never done before. In your case, I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"
Bill replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?"
God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly if it will help you make a decision." "Fine, but where should I go first?" God said, "I'm going to leave that up to you." Bill said, "OK, then, let's try Hell first." So Bill went to Hell.
It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect. Bill was very pleased. "This is great!" he told God, "If this is Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven!" "Fine," said God and off they went.
Heaven was a high place in the clouds, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice but not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for a quick minute and rendered his decision. "Hmm, I think I prefer Hell" he told God. "Fine," retorted God, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell.
Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons. "How's everything going, Bill?" God asked.
Bill responded - his voice full of anguish and disappointment, "This is awful, this is not what I expected. I can't believe this happened. What happened to that other place with the beaches and the beautiful women playing in the water?"
God says, "That was the screen saver".
2007-03-27 08:20:55 · 9 answers · asked by lala 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
awesome joke.
2007-03-27 08:54:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A microsoft worker dies and is at the Pearly Gates.
He tells Peter that he won't go into heaven if Bill Gates is going to be there.
Peter assures him that Bill Gates will not be in Heaven, so the man enters Heaven.
The man looks around, and sees Bill Gates walk by.
He says to Peter "wait a second! You told me that Bill Gates wouldn't be here!'
Peter says" Oh that's just God, he only thinks he's Bill Gates."
2007-03-27 08:31:15 · answer #2 · answered by MONK 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Did you make it up? If so, nice job. If you cut and pasted it, you need to listen to more jokes cause it is kind mediocre
2007-03-27 08:26:09 · answer #3 · answered by Love Shepherd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. Kind of long, but worth it!! Ha Ha Ha Ha
2007-03-27 08:32:33 · answer #4 · answered by Caleb's Mom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny. I could actually get through it all.
2007-03-27 08:26:14 · answer #5 · answered by Frosty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im sorry but that was a long and pointless joke
2007-03-27 08:25:46 · answer #6 · answered by noori_unisa 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LAMO! funny
2007-03-27 08:27:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
too much reading, not enough funny
2007-03-27 08:24:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Not all that amusing..
2007-03-27 08:26:49 · answer #9 · answered by XX 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋