The evangelist dies and is waiting in line?

Question

to enter the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a man in sunglasses, tee shirt, and jeans.
St. Peter says to the man "I don't recognize you. What was your occupation?" "Taxi driver" the man replies.
"Good, here is a silk robe and soft sandles and have a good time."
To the evangelist he says "Here is your synthetic robe and plastic clogs."
"Why do you treat him better than me?" asks the preacher.
St. Peter: "You made people fall asleep. He scared the hell out of them and made them pray."

Answer 1

Ha Ha! Funny! Good one!

Answer 2

The "taxi drivers" made the joke believable. Good one.

Hows this one:

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he offered to pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.

One day, about 8 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."

"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. She did so, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."

Answer 3

funny

Answer 4

haha great one

Answer 5

it's pretty good

Answer 6

So true!