What is a good, safe, undetectable way of pranking someone?

Question

There is this person that me and my friends know that just get on our nerves everyday. This person would just take anything she sees; tasty cakes, gum, water bottles, chips, anything edible. Instead of jacker her, I thought that why don't we just add something spicy to our food so that when she grabs our snack, she can learn a lesson. We then thought of making mud cakes, and putting vinegar in a woter bottel, but then we thought about the possibility of her choking, or vomiting, or spitting (she spits anything out, once on my face!) then we'd get caught and be "charged" with attempted muder by poison. I need a safe, but good way to get her back that if we get caught, there's no evidence to prove that the snack was "tained". You might think we're evil, but after loosing $50 worth of gum, you might get a little irratated. What are some ways to get her back?

Answer 1

Push them down a flight of stairs.

Answer 2

I don't know your exact situation, so I don't know what advice to give you. If you are in school, simply tell the teacher that you are tired of your things getting stolen and you would like to keep them next to you in back pack. If you are at work just lock them up in your car. If this is occuring a home, you may consider buying a lock-box from Wal-mart. They cost about $70 but they should do the trick. ( Unless she steals the box itself.)
A prank, while seemingly harmless and humorous, can often times turn into something it wasn't meant to be and you can end up getting arrested, fired, or expelled for simply trying to protect yourself.
Telling someone else about the problem ( like a teacher) can sometimes help, as it serves to embarrass the offender.

Answer 3

Well, I did something bad to someone at work. And the only reason I got caught and fired was because I told someone, and they went and told their friend who was friends with the person. And this person went and told the Manager. So take it from me, DON'T SHARE YOUR PLANS WITH ANYONE. You never know who's friends with who. Just keep your mouth closed and enjoy your prank. Many things can work, just make sure you don't tell. I don't think you are evil.

Answer 4

I'd say complain - b/c her behavoir sounds unacceptable. If u must do something - maybe give her a taste of her own medicine and take something of hers - like all of her pens - or something silly. I dunno....just a thought....
but on the other hand, maybe u should just ignore her.

Answer 5

you can fill up a container with urine and label it as lemonade.

you can put a piece of snot in something and watch her munch on it.

you can give her a special headband. Only you won't tell her that the headband comes from a unwashed thong, which one of you has been wearing for a week

Answer 6

If you are eating chocolate, break it in pieces and put X lax chocolate in it or the pill crushed version in some kind of food, or lace the gum in it bc its naturally powdery.

Answer 7

http://www.fun4alltoys.com/products/pranks_and_gags/blue_gum/blue_gum.html
You could go with some dye gum.
Or put some exlax in said food http://www.irritable-bowel-syndrome.ws/exlax.htm
it's non lethal, but could make for a very uncomfortable afternoon. http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/21662/worlds_greatest_pranks.html
I doubt you could get in trouble if you don't give it to them. if it is in your food, then they stole it, and you could say you have been constipated, and had it in there to help with your stomach. Would make them think twice about taking food.

Answer 8

the dye gum is a favorite of mine- any spencers has it oooooooohhhhhhhhh look at the pretty black teeth!!!

Answer 9

Two words: LAXATIVE GUM

she will **** all your stolen food out, and then some!!

Answer 10

Call the person disguising your voice and say your name is Mildred and ask if he or she is coming to the reception tonight. If the person says no, ask who is bringing the hors d'eourves.