There's a few guys who always get together on Fridays after work for a drink... One Friday, Jeff showed up late, sat down at the bar, and kicked back his entire first beer in one gulp... Then he turned to Bob and said, "Times are getting tough my friend, I mean, just today my wife told me that she's going to cut me back to only two times a week... I can't believe it"... At which point Bob put his hand on Jeff's shoulder and said reassuringly, "You think you've got it bad, she's cut some guys out all together"
2007-03-27 07:45:54 · 12 answers · asked by GuessWho 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset.
"You're running around with other women," she charged.
"You're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You're the only woman on earth." The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest. It was Eve.
"What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded.
"Counting your ribs!"
2007-03-27 07:52:41 · answer #1 · answered by Katie S 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Funny! Good one! lol! 10!
2007-03-27 07:50:03 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lorena Bobbitt involved here?
2007-03-27 07:51:04 · answer #3 · answered by George G 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha ha, wait, that was a vasectomy joke right?
2007-03-27 07:49:23 · answer #4 · answered by The Chairman Of Jazzy Films 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
sounds like my ex the tramp
2007-03-27 07:55:24 · answer #5 · answered by gary g 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one!
2007-03-27 07:57:38 · answer #6 · answered by Green eyes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um its ok
2007-03-27 08:01:02 · answer #7 · answered by dianemelloniemarlenejerryginder 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahaha!!
2007-03-27 08:08:56 · answer #8 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!!!
2007-03-27 09:07:02 · answer #9 · answered by Lovely 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm... i see.
2007-03-27 07:54:30 · answer #10 · answered by Your mom goes to college 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋