A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."
2007-03-27 07:16:05 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny! Ha Ha! Good one! lol! 10!
2007-03-27 07:19:41 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The answer is 14
2007-03-27 07:19:17 · answer #2 · answered by trueair01 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This one has been circulated a few times already, but still gets a giggle out of me.
2007-03-31 03:15:29 · answer #3 · answered by MoiMoii 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah quite good
2007-03-27 07:31:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hearst that one before still funny
2007-03-27 07:21:07 · answer #5 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a good one
2007-03-30 21:44:53 · answer #6 · answered by cmilja m 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one. LOL
2007-03-27 07:52:26 · answer #7 · answered by Sloppy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one mate
2007-03-27 07:31:02 · answer #8 · answered by janet m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-27 07:27:30 · answer #9 · answered by just me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice you get a star
2007-03-27 07:24:32 · answer #10 · answered by The Chairman Of Jazzy Films 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋