For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.
"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later of naughty fun, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.
"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them.
Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head."
2007-03-27 06:53:37 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hee hee hee....cute...x
2007-03-28 02:23:53 · answer #1 · answered by prettywoman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-03-27 06:56:44 · answer #2 · answered by M B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. I'd like the chance to crap on a pigeons head too.
2007-03-27 06:57:51 · answer #3 · answered by Honey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-03-27 06:56:50 · answer #4 · answered by seventeendiamonds 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewwww! Funny though! 10!
2007-03-27 06:58:50 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny
2007-03-27 06:59:01 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny! It's one that I can tell my grandmother and my best friend without blushing.
2007-03-27 06:59:30 · answer #7 · answered by cmaxwell101 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup funny.
2007-03-29 23:19:56 · answer #8 · answered by andri_uk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was very funny! i give that a 10 out of 10 and i'll give you a star for it. (^_^)
2007-03-27 07:05:29 · answer #9 · answered by Shirley V 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-03-27 07:55:05 · answer #10 · answered by fear of the dark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sort of funny. More funny than not.
2007-03-27 06:57:43 · answer #11 · answered by kiteeze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋