a pretty young girl is jogging in the park?

Question

she sees a wizend old man hunched on a bench , she says " my your old how did you manage to achive that , plenty of excercise & good diet " . No replies the man i drink three bottles of whisky a day smoke 60 rollup's and eat nothing but junk food , wow she say's & how old are you , 28 he replied

Answer 1

You whippersnappers don't know how good you have it now days - when I was young we had to understand and use correct punctuation and we had to know the possessive form of you and not use it in place of the contraction you're - and we liked it.

Answer 2

uhh... ?