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I've had this said to me.
"If I could see you naked,I could die happy"
So I said " Yeah?If I saw you naked,I could die laughing"

2007-03-28 05:41:30 · answer #1 · answered by Matron 2 · 0 0

Here's 10 pence go and phone your mum and tell her your not coming home.
Do you like like your eggs fried or scrambled and the best of the worst as to be do you believe in love at first site or do i have to walk by twice lol

2007-03-27 05:51:09 · answer #2 · answered by steve738494 3 · 1 0

Hi Mary it wasn't said to me but the funnest Ive ever heard was some one said to a girl
I cannot afford to take you out so can i take you from behind instead

2007-03-27 06:58:52 · answer #3 · answered by sandpipper 4 · 2 0

An ex colleague of mine once said to me " Everyone else thinks you are a ***** but i like you!" Think i was supposed to gratefully accept the forthcoming proposal of drinks with undying gratitude!

2007-03-27 05:50:25 · answer #4 · answered by Skating Nun 3 · 1 0

Someone once said to me: "You make me wish I could draw"

I was taking a sip of soda at that moment, laughed so hard it blew out of my nose.

So thankful not to be single anymore!

2007-03-27 05:43:45 · answer #5 · answered by Icewomanblockstheshot 6 · 1 0

i was at my 18th fancy dress party dressed as a police woman and my bf (who wasnt my bf then, we just fancied one another) came up to me and said 'are u going to arrest me' and i said 'yeh' then he went 'well theres no need cos just seeing u my heart arrests itself.' i really wasnt impressed lol but hey it obviously worked were still together 10 months later!!

2007-03-27 05:45:05 · answer #6 · answered by chrissie 4 · 2 0

one of my mates said to girl is that a mirror in your knickers i can see myself in them

2007-03-28 02:34:21 · answer #7 · answered by Darren G 2 · 0 0

hears 10 pence ring your mother to tell her you wont be home tonight .

2007-03-27 07:02:33 · answer #8 · answered by fafandloo 5 · 0 0

Fancy a bunk up.

2007-03-27 06:49:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Have we met somewhere before? You look very familiar.

2007-03-27 05:45:24 · answer #10 · answered by MoiMoii 5 · 1 0

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