Two blonde girls from Essex walk into a department store. They
walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle.
Sharon sprays it on her wrist and smells it,
"That's quite nice, don'tcha fink, Susan."
"Yeah. Wot's it called Sharon?"
"Viens a moi."
"Viens a moi? Wot's that mean?"
At this stage the store clerk offers some help.
"Viens a moi, ladies, is French for 'come to me.'"
Sharon takes another sniff and offers her arm to Susan again
saying,
"That don't smell like come to me. Does that smell like come to
you?"
2007-03-27 05:16:44 · 10 answers · asked by sniffels323 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hilarious!
And i am a blond (but not from essex)
2007-03-27 05:20:49 · answer #1 · answered by birds_meadow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
even this blonde laughed out loud haha
mizzp xx
2007-03-27 12:27:00 · answer #2 · answered by MizzPinkDiamond 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you kill a blonde, put spikes on her shoulder and ask her a question
2007-03-27 13:24:11 · answer #3 · answered by The Chairman Of Jazzy Films 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol come!lol 19/15
2007-03-27 12:19:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it smells like both left and right...lmao..lol
2007-03-27 12:19:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahha
2007-03-27 13:12:01 · answer #6 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg, r u talking about ***? lol OMG
2007-03-27 12:29:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....
2007-03-27 12:49:54 · answer #8 · answered by Jack 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-03-27 12:30:23 · answer #9 · answered by thick_angel_06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!!!
2007-03-27 12:26:22 · answer #10 · answered by seth williams! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋