2007-03-27 05:14:43 · 16 answers · asked by jam99_2u 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
if i'm not mistaken.. it's JACKira..LoL! HANDsome?!...(jo-king)
2007-03-27 05:24:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Simple,
By adorning a wedding ring to Shakira or using the Indian style of tying three knots with a yellow thread.
2007-03-27 14:09:24 · answer #2 · answered by King of Hearts 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well first you might want to get famous, then you want to get on the covers of like people magazine. First start dating less popular hip hop stars and then do a song with like shakira or something, when you are done recording ask her out on a date, keep dating until you want to marry her and vioila
2007-03-27 13:28:18 · answer #3 · answered by The Chairman Of Jazzy Films 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
We are pretty sorry to inform you Shakira is current busy in the loo and she cannot answer your your stupid question. So please stop posting these incredulous questions and wasting your five points.
You can marry a girl and convince her to change her name to Shakira.
2007-03-27 22:24:00 · answer #4 · answered by kchl_dk007 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shakira is in love with Antonio De La Rua. They are engaged. So unless you're Antonio, you're out of luck.
2007-03-27 23:14:41 · answer #5 · answered by Heidi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is I Shakira, disguised as Lando Calrisian, we can never marry, you are not rich enough for this poo nanny!
2007-03-27 12:19:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
u cant get shakira here, go to celebrity or music section or better still go to her site, u shud catch her in one of those places
2007-03-27 13:18:39 · answer #7 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hi
i m shakira's Bf
i have checked her alike an engineer
trust me she is not that much hot.
and she is going to take SANYAAS
2007-03-27 12:44:47 · answer #8 · answered by raangarv 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
shakira is married .....with me
2007-03-27 12:19:44 · answer #9 · answered by Don 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How can I marry you if I can't see your face, you show me nothing of you ? Are you in hiding like I am?
2007-03-27 19:41:13 · answer #10 · answered by sadie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
U cannot!
Face it buddy, u aint no celebrity,and she aint no Indian!
And if ur underage frget I said anything!
2007-03-28 03:14:41 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋