A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.
"What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it’s an absolute steal at only $20."
"Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks.
"Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity".
"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot". So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home.
Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman. "F**k me, a new brothel and a new madam".
"I'm not a madam and this is not a brothel" scolds the woman trying not to laugh.
A little later the womans two teenage daughters arrive home.
"Un f**king-believable. A new brothel, a new madam, and now two new prostitutes" says the parrot when he sees the daughters.
"Mum, tell your parrot to shut up, we're not prostitutes" complain the girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet.
A short while later, the woman's husband Dave comes home.
"In f**king-credible, a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes, but the same old clients. How ya doin', Dave?"
2007-03-27 04:33:05 · 13 answers · asked by chimi c 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha nice joke!!! gotta give that a star!!! ;] Keep em coming! :D
2007-03-27 04:37:23 · answer #1 · answered by Spot ♥'s Fall Out Boy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good 1
2007-03-27 04:47:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Busted! Funny! 10!
2007-03-27 07:17:36 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loooll
xD
2007-03-27 04:37:51 · answer #4 · answered by Koko ; 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl 10/10
2007-03-27 05:16:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude good one 10 outa 10
2007-03-27 04:38:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh-oh! Dave's in for it now! LOL!
2007-03-27 05:20:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
100/10
great.
2007-03-27 04:47:01 · answer #8 · answered by Stephanie_ is_ bomb. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-03-27 04:49:02 · answer #9 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-27 04:52:04 · answer #10 · answered by phatso 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋