I plan to have myself mumified and instead of being buried, I want my nephew to keep me in the living room, and decorate me for the holidays.
2007-03-27 04:19:36 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That is excellent! What would be better than your nephew getting ready for Christmas, hanging his stocking by the chimney, putting the Santa outfit on his dead uncle's corpse. Ahhh... Christmas Memories.
2007-03-27 04:26:32 · answer #1 · answered by erin.savage 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am 100% serious here. I want to donate my body to a medical school or university to use for research. I figure I will not be using it any more, a student might as well get some benefit out of it.
I have told both my mother and my wife of my wishes. I am not sure they understand I am serious.
2007-03-27 11:26:04 · answer #2 · answered by Adoptive Father 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For me, cremation is the way to go. It's cheap, doesn't take much space, people who want can dispose of my ashes wherever they see fit - and there's zero chance of waking up and finding out that you were accidentally buried alive.
2007-03-27 11:23:56 · answer #3 · answered by Bramblyspam 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cremated and my ashes spread at Lost Maples in the Texas hill country.
2007-03-27 11:23:04 · answer #4 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want to be stuffed and propped up with my fingers on the keyboard of a computer connected to YA! R&S section.
Every moment I don't post anything will serve as a reminder that there is no after life.
Edit: If you aren't already an organ and tissue donor, please consider it and discuss your wishes with your family and put it in writing.
2007-03-27 11:25:38 · answer #5 · answered by Samurai Jack 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That sounds nice. I've considered taxidermy but i think I just want to be tossed in the woods. Preferably from a plane
2007-03-27 11:25:24 · answer #6 · answered by hot carl sagan: ninja for hire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's your nephews phone #? I gotta see this....
Green burial - I'll be buried in a forest conservation area. No coffin, no funeral services... just dump my *** in a hole in the ground and go party.
2007-03-27 11:50:59 · answer #7 · answered by Kithy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd like to be buried in a washing machine, to confuse the archaeologists. Preferably a front loader, since they use less water. There's a drought, you see.
2007-03-27 11:22:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I am donating my body to science. I think the funeral industry in America is obscene! I did toy with the idea of donating my body to the Body Works exhibits to be used. You all could come and see me!
2007-03-27 11:25:21 · answer #9 · answered by in a handbasket 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I want to be Cremated, because it is much cheaper than burial and I don't want to be a finantial burden to my kids when I die.
I want them to spread my ashes at my camp in the woods, only because when they inherit it, they will remember me while enjoying themselves on the weekend and vacations.
2007-03-27 11:23:56 · answer #10 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋