A woman was walking in the woods one day and happened upon a frog. the frog said ."I am really a prince and if you will kiss me and return me to a prince I will grant you three wishes"
The woman kissed the frog and a prince appeared.
"Grant me my three wishes " said the woman.
The prince replied .."I will grant you your three wishes but first let me explain the rules"
"Whatever you wish for you will get, but ...your husband will get your wish tenfold".
"Ok Ok said the woman ...I wish I were the richest woman in the world"
The prince replied" I can grant that wish if you are sure ...but remember ...you husband will be ten times richer than you and he will be the richest man in the world."
"Well said the woman....I love him and he loves me so that would be ok"
"Poof" said the prince you are now the richest woman in the world...what will you have for your second wish"?
Well said the woman..."I want to be the most beautiful woman in the world"
2007-03-27 04:15:54 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The prince replied " I can grant that wish if you are sure but remember ...your husband will be ten times better looking than you and also the richest man in the world ...he will be like an Adonis and women will flock to him everywhere he goes."
"That will be alright replied the woman because I will be the most beautiful woman in the world and besides ...I love him and he loves me so it will be alright"
"Poof" said the prince ..."you are now the most beautiful woman in the world and what will you have for your third wish "?
The woman calmly replied ..."I wish I'd have a mild heart attack".
2007-03-27 04:16:43 · update #1
Sensational.
2007-03-27 04:18:37 · answer #1 · answered by webcop33 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny!!
How about this one? A man was confused and upset because his girl friend dumped him. Every reason she gave him confused him more each time and he decided that he would never understand women. His decided to take a vacation and clear his head. He wanted to go to Hawaii but could not afford it so he settled on San Diego.
One evening while on the beach he was pondering the reasons she gave him for the break up and still dreaming of Hawaii. All at once he stepped on a lantern in the sand and a genie popped out. The genie told the man he would give him one wish. The man thought for a bit and asked the genie to build a bridge from San Diego to Hawaii so he could walk or drive across and finally get to his dream vacation. The genie told him that a bridge that far was impossible. The genie explained that it would take too much cement, too much steel, and so on. The genie told him to come up with another wish. The man thought again and then asked for the wisdom to understand everything that any woman would say to him. The genie replied; “Did that bridge have two lanes or four lanes?”
2007-03-27 11:58:02 · answer #2 · answered by redflite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So the woman got a mild heart attack? So, the guy got one ten times milder, per the rules of the frog, so that means the guy had less of a heart attack that what the woman had.
2007-03-27 11:22:08 · answer #3 · answered by George P 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cool, so she is the most beautiful and richest in the world.
Smart lady. Ha ha ha.
2007-03-27 11:28:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was just thinking the same as George P..
but still good for the ignorant people.
2007-03-27 11:24:24 · answer #5 · answered by Stephanie_ is_ bomb. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Freaking hilarious
i love jokes like these
2007-03-27 11:50:55 · answer #6 · answered by gamewiz1021 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Long but good. 8/10!
2007-03-27 11:18:37 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10
It's a twist on the original
2007-03-27 11:21:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wats the joke
2007-03-27 11:19:22 · answer #9 · answered by thick_angel_06 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I tell you what, it is indeed interesting and funny! And, it is sheer coincidence that I am that woman's husband!
2007-03-27 11:21:53 · answer #10 · answered by Sami V 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋