I kid you not, this is an answer to how did Noah get polar bears on the ark.
"There were not poles. The earth is much different than before the flood. "
What geological proof is there that there were no poles at that time?
2007-03-27
03:53:02
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Gorgeoustxwoman2013
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LOL. I knew many of you would love this.
2007-03-27
03:59:04 ·
update #1
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/;_ylt=Aquq.5Rr9g4uF1r__IJJKV_d7BR.?link=answer&qid=20070327074359AAGaWJZ&u=o&update=update&prev_ans_page=1
2007-03-27
04:03:01 ·
update #2
Preys Jesus - LMAO! I almost thought it was a serious answer.
2007-03-27
04:05:42 ·
update #3
Noah's Ark and the Flood story is a simple rip-off of the older Sumerian flood story.
And the Flood did not (as falsely put forth by the Bible) engulf the entire planet, it only occurred in the valley between the Tigris and Euphrates. But it was not a flood of massive and destructive proportions, it was a simple flood that was the result of the two rivers overflowing.
2007-03-27 04:24:02
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answered by Mike G 3
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The water continues to be on the earth because of the fact of this the exterior is seventy 5% of the stuff. the burden of water created extensive ocean basins via deforming the earth's crust. Oh, and the Bible states that God delivered the creature to the ark. The ark in actuality became via biblical dimentions to be comparable to the dimensions of the great. each subculture interior the worldwide has an epic flood tale which will point out something happened many centuries in the past. whilst God unfold men over the earth after the flood because of the fact of what they have been doing in Babylon they might of taken the bills of the flood witht them. maybe you should interrupt down your questions to bites at a time. maximum folk won't decide for long assay writing.
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answered by Anonymous
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Where does that quote even come from? First, there would have to be proof that there was even a Noah's Flood to begin with that happened exactly as it was mentioned in the Bible.
There have always been poles because the poles are due to the electro-magnetic field of the Earth. Overtime, the poles shift and move, causing shifting and movement of water and land on the surface slowly over time.
2007-03-27 03:58:55
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answered by Unity 4
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In everything I've seen or read, there's never been any scientific proof of a world-wide flood. Huge floods but they were at different times. There's another story that was passed down through time but written a thousand years before the oldest copy of Noah's ark called 'Gilgamesh'. Same story, different culture. I believe the Indians have one and the Chinese, too.
I've never seen'herad anything about poles, though.
2007-03-27 04:03:18
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answered by strpenta 7
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If you claim that Noah's flood was about 4,000 years ago (2,000 B.C.), then I would say that the earth was pretty much the same as it is today.
(Of course, there was a lot less crap in the air from humans ... but that's not what you're asking.)
That's the problem with YE Creationism. When you start with the premise that the earth is only 6,000 years old, you have already violated so many laws of nature that the rest of the story (like Noah's flood) can have no scientific evidence whatsoever.
2007-03-27 04:03:32
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answered by secretsauce 7
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This is true! The bible tells us that in Old Testament times the earth was Flat. Only In the New testament did Jesus cause it to be spherical like it is now.
The polar bears were first freeze dried using technology we have not yet discovered, packed in cellophane and then shipped to Noah like all the other animals, probably via something like FedEx. Noah simply loaded the packages on the ark. When the rains died down Noah dumped them overboard and they floated to their destinations. Eventually water seeped into the packages and they poofed back into polar bears.
People falsely assume Noah didn't have modern technology when in fact before the flood they had better technology than we do.
2007-03-27 04:01:34
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answered by Anonymous
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It's very simple. The Earth was flat. When it was flat, there were no poles. Then it got soaked in the flood. It dried funny and that's why it is round now. Some maps still show how it was when the Earth was flat.
The extent to which Young Earthers will lie is astounding.
2007-03-27 04:01:34
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answered by novangelis 7
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The story of the Flood is Allegory and nothing more. It may have evolved from a Babylonian Legend that is eerily similar to the flood story, and predates the biblical creation of the Earth.
2007-03-27 03:59:19
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answered by Anonymous
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LMAO Oh wow, how do you explain to someone that when you see a picture of the North Pole in a santa cartoon, it's not REALLY a physical pole decorated with a red ribbon and a sign that points to Santa's house. Did they skip most of their high school years when you were told about the north and south pole?
That's hysterical. Thanks for sharing.
2007-03-27 03:57:26
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answered by glitterkittyy 7
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I almost made a comment on my question about this --- if there were no poles, where did the polar bears live?
You know, since evolution isn't real and all of today's species have always existed.
2007-03-27 04:00:12
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answered by Anonymous
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