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Will there be a revolt? Will Jesus multiply himself like the fish and bread BS story?

2007-03-27 03:42:53 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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It will be one heck of a praise gathering.

2007-03-27 03:48:02 · answer #1 · answered by Fish <>< 7 · 0 0

well since all of the heaven stuff is a manmade image and meant to have mankind believe that God is a micromanager who is there in every part of your life to make sure you do whatever your manmade minister wants from you, I suppose that the answer is that heaven is so special that there will be a version of God for each one of us. Why does anyone think that life goes on after death in the same manner as life does now except in a different location? How can anyone buy into the concept of clouds, and harps and a blond haired blue eye Jesus living in a Arab land? By your question I think yo get it, the whole human concept of God is messed up and is just something made up. Relgion is blasphemy. Ironic isn't it?

2007-03-27 10:49:38 · answer #2 · answered by Tom W 6 · 0 0

No he does not multiply himself. If you are talking about God, then you must know how powerful he is. He is so amazing. Think of all the people who pray in the world. Even is everyone were to pray at the same time, he would be able to listen to everyone, and that is why he watches everyone form the Heavens.

2007-03-27 10:56:51 · answer #3 · answered by lovely19 3 · 0 0

Well, once people get to heaven, we are no longer people but saints. The scripture talks about how heaven is now... all the angels sing, "Holy, Holy, Holy is the Lord". This is the way it is always. The saints will join with the angels to give Him praise and glorify His holiness. Once we get to heaven, that is our quality time... and we should just be glad we made it there ( I speak for myself).

2007-03-27 10:49:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

What if Mohammed's 40 wives want to have 'quality time' with him in heaven at the same time?

I think that this scenario would cause a few more problems than the christians, but that's just me...

2007-03-27 10:46:40 · answer #5 · answered by James, Pet Guy 4 · 1 2

In cases like this, Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, Vishnu, Allah, Shinto, Confucius,
Huitxilipoxtli, or Spider-Man come in for the relay!

2007-03-27 10:46:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Well can you imagine that right now that God is hearing the prayers of thousands if not millions of his saints right now and has not a problem listening to a single on of them. My God is a big God and he does this all the time.

2007-03-27 10:48:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Tell, you what, why don't you pray to Him for forgiveness, go to heaven yourself and find out.

If you have no desire to really know or to go to Heaven, then why do you care so much....

2007-03-27 10:47:12 · answer #8 · answered by Hot Momma 4 · 0 0

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