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Basket weaving? Underwater basket weaving? Arial acrobatic basket weaving? huh? some sort of weaving?

2007-03-27 03:34:57 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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I think there is an option for knitting; or possibly spending the entire day praying.

I'd rather be partying in hell.

2007-03-27 03:37:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

My heaven is a hedonistic paradise so I'd be grinning ear to ear. Eat-don't get fat, Smoke-don't get cancer,Sex-no disease. No pain,sickness,money.
BUT,if I go to the 'other place'.....the christian heaven.....I guess I'd be bored after a few millenia of walking on my knees
going,'holy,holy,holy 24/7. Like the sons of god in the Bible I'd
look at earth and see women and think 'Damn! I want some of that!' Then i'd spend all my time trying to escape because ,since I was already human I'd know nothing in all creation comes close to being as nice as the feel,warmth,smell,and
taste of an earth woman. Boooo Yeah !

2007-03-27 04:24:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

Actually, Revelations 1:6 says something to the effect that we will "reign as kings and princes with Him." I'm not certain what we'd be reigning over, but I'd hate to think He went through all He did to merely have us sitting around plucking harps for all eternity!

2007-03-27 06:38:25 · answer #3 · answered by bigvol662004 6 · 0 0

If you have read and studied the BIBLE you would know that none are in heaven but Jesus, GOD, and HIS Angels. We will not arrive until after the Judghment. Christ will come and Judge each of us and then the time will come for placement in Heaven or in Hell. I hope that you begin reading, studying, and obeying HIS WORD while there is time. We do not know GOD's Time-frame for Judgment. When that time comes it will be too late. May I assist you in your study? Have a great week.
Thanks,
Eds

2007-03-27 03:42:47 · answer #4 · answered by Eds 7 · 0 0

What I did must be right. My belief gets me there and I will keep on believing. I will not preach to others though.

Religions and god are created by people and a god who is all powerful and all benevolent does not exist.

2007-03-27 03:43:41 · answer #5 · answered by ShanShui 4 · 0 0

properly, if I have been in Heaven, i does no longer be ineffective (:])---i could be looking around, speaking to human beings. i'm relatively looking forward to seeing Jesus face-to-face & having a reunion w/ my husband, seeing my dad & my brothers & sisters, assembly & speaking w/ heroes of the religion--i'm particular there will be lots to do.

2016-10-20 01:21:02 · answer #6 · answered by archuletta 4 · 0 0

I would be looking into all the unsolved mysteries and questions that have been observed/wondered about for ages. Then I would ask god for a way that I could help all the kids that are being hurt/abused.

2007-03-27 03:39:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Sleeping on a nice fluffy comfy cloud.

2007-03-27 03:38:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

I'd be pissed off because I'm supposed to be moving into my new house that I built this weekend!!!! So I'd probably be causing all sorts of trouble!!

2007-03-27 03:37:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Brown-nosing.

That is what heaven is there for: Christians die, have their free will stripped away, and spend the rest of eternity kissing the g-man's cosmic butt.

2007-03-27 03:37:37 · answer #10 · answered by Nihilist Templar 4 · 0 3

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