Scientists have proven that married women live longer than married men. Because they aren't married to women.
2007-03-27 03:32:04 · 17 answers · asked by Smart_Guy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you are hilarious.
keep them coming!!!
2007-03-27 06:06:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The World's Shortest Fairy Tale...
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
said, "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her @ss, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants, and burped, swore, and farted all the time.
THE END
2007-03-27 11:37:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
But married men WANT to die more!
2007-03-27 10:45:03 · answer #3 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it's not legal in all states
2007-03-27 10:58:51 · answer #4 · answered by Shawn B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mean but funny! Good one!
2007-03-27 10:56:47 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you wouldn't want two people in a marriage who knew what they were doing, and were always right...........
2007-03-27 14:56:28 · answer #6 · answered by Jules 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not a question and a very bad joke
2007-03-27 10:52:42 · answer #7 · answered by styce 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very true "men just give up in the end !!!! (not me though , surprises are afoot )
2007-03-27 10:36:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHA! You're a dork!
2007-03-27 10:35:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dis is a joke, right?
2007-03-27 11:09:14 · answer #10 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋