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I'm out of coffee because someone''not me''forgot to put it on the grocery list,,Then I dropped a dozen eggs on the kitchen floor,,,Is this a sign from above too change my wicked ways
or just the DT's???

2007-03-27 03:26:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

can the easter bunny be that violent,,,?

2007-03-27 03:33:24 · update #1

Ernie is in detox,,

2007-03-27 03:34:05 · update #2

14 answers

A dozen eggs? Oh, dear. I'm afraid that means that the Easter Bunny will soon come to rip out your liver. He doesn't take kindly to eggs being wasted.

2007-03-27 03:31:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I call bad days training days when God wants me to learn something. I pray when I am in the valley for God to teach me what I need to know so I can hurry up and get back on the mountaintop. Knowing bad days are temporary helps a lot. When you get out of bed in the morning you can choose to be glad or to be sad. Without sorrow or hard times it would be hard to really understand joy and good times. Have a great day. Mmm

2007-03-27 04:12:33 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

It's a bad day that everyone can relate to.
I have heard once that if you think positive life will treat you with an open mind, if you think negative life will create that feeling. Keep your head up and just remember that what you are going through someone else went through and someone will soon be going through it.
God never gives you more than you can handle. He knows your strength and he's just waiting for you to realize how strong you are.

2007-03-27 03:42:19 · answer #3 · answered by pixey 2 · 0 0

With ernie in detox you may be able to get a decent night's sleep (no inane questions, no cookie crumbs in the bed). Sleep on it, you'll feel better tomorrow

2007-03-27 03:38:12 · answer #4 · answered by hot carl sagan: ninja for hire 5 · 1 0

It's a sign from your brain to lay of the coffee and drink some orange juice.

2007-03-27 03:29:40 · answer #5 · answered by poseidenneptune 5 · 2 0

Sorry about your day so far. Make an effort to turn it around and start by thinking positive.

2007-03-27 03:40:52 · answer #6 · answered by SALSA 6 · 0 0

Oh honey you'll know when God s knocking on your heart, He'll do more than make you drop some eggs.

2007-03-27 03:29:39 · answer #7 · answered by Nish 4 · 0 1

Lol. Clean up the eggy mess.

2007-03-27 03:29:41 · answer #8 · answered by Atheist Eye Candy 4 · 1 0

Sounds like just another day to me.

2007-03-27 03:30:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

It's just a bad day. I had one myself recently that was just like that.

*passes you a cuppa*

2007-03-27 03:29:18 · answer #10 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 2 0

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