Libtards think we "evolved" from monkeys. LOL!!
2007-03-27 02:52:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No matter what you think the facts are the facts and evolution has been observed and you are 99.4% genetically identical to chimps. Say no to jesus
2007-03-27 02:56:41 · answer #1 · answered by Say no to jesus 2 · 6⤊ 0⤋
No. Not monkeys. We descended from a common ancestor, Carpolestes simpsoni. Cute isn't he? Carpolestes is not a monkey since the side facing eyes are not a feature of monkeys.
2007-03-27 03:35:06 · answer #2 · answered by novangelis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your correct. You didn't evolve from NO monkey.
You didn't even evolve from A monkey.
You did evolve from what we would consider today a great ape. Some might say we still are great apes.
Steven Colbert? Is that you?
2007-03-27 03:01:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The brainless illogic used by evolutionists is the only evidence I see that human brains evolved from monkeys.
Evolution theme song:
I used to be an ameba, living life completely free.
Then I became a fish, swimming in the sea.
Then I was monkey, hanging from a tree,
And now, I'm a doctor with a Ph. D.!
2007-03-27 03:03:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
No one thinks that we evolved from monkeys. You might do well to read about evolution and learn something about it before exposing your incomplete education on such boards as this.
2007-03-27 02:59:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Your use of buzzwords like "libtards" speaks volumes to your ablilty to comprehend the world around you and truly find out what thinking people believe. Try picking up a book on evolution, if only to disprove it. I have picked up your bible and found it lacking, can you say the same?
2007-03-27 02:57:38 · answer #6 · answered by poseidenneptune 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Only conservative Christians claim that such a theory exists.
We evolved from apes. Technically we are apes, so anyone with parents is descended from apes.
2007-03-27 03:00:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No I did not. People think the word evolve only refers to dumbwins theory, truth is all things evolve everyday. Some people choose to be stupid.
2007-03-27 02:57:20 · answer #8 · answered by ALEIII 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Chip, you evolved from Homo Habalis, which evolved from homo sapien, which evolved from homo erectus.... You evolved from an ape not a monkey.... your obviously not that educated
2007-03-27 04:17:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not seeing a reason against common descent....
Oh, and its not "liberals" who are accepting Evolutionary theory, its liberals, conservatives and libertarians.
Political affiliation is irrelevant to this issue.
2007-03-27 03:00:17 · answer #10 · answered by eigelhorn 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋