A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog
said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three
wishes."The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention the condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your
husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the
world.The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second
wish,she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That
will make your husband the richest man in the world."That's okay, because
what'mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman
in
the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd
like a
mild heart attack."
2007-03-27 02:49:17 · 10 answers · asked by julia1975 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
priceless!!!lol 10/10
2007-03-27 02:53:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!
But then if you think about it, if the husband is the richest man in the world and he died, then no one will EVER match him...that's a bit sad...okay, I dont know why I came up with that
2007-03-27 09:59:39 · answer #2 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope
2007-03-27 10:47:15 · answer #3 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Classic comedy-LOL!!
2007-03-27 10:18:14 · answer #4 · answered by Jane Doe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad but silly!
2007-03-27 11:16:41 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao that made me laugh =D i take it she didnt really like him then lol ! very funny joke
2007-03-27 09:55:15 · answer #6 · answered by cleverxx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2007-03-27 09:55:38 · answer #7 · answered by 1L3gitGamr4Life 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ive heard this somewhere
2007-03-27 10:03:14 · answer #8 · answered by Malfoy vs Potter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2007-03-27 09:58:33 · answer #9 · answered by itsthewill 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
lol
2007-03-27 09:57:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋