I don't just know how to screw this bulb, I don't know how to bring it pleasure. please help me screw my bulb. Thanks!!
2007-03-27 02:47:19 · 7 answers · asked by Andrew O 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Basically, the first rule of screwing light bulbs is safety. You want to cut off the metal part with a miter saw; anything else will leave the edges too sharp and could cause serious damage to your johnson. Once this is done, go ahead and fill it with vasoline, petroleum jelly, KY lube... anything you'd like. Shlep your pecker in the hole and heat it over a stove for 12 minutes. Make sure it's not too hot, or you'll end up with welts on the little guy. Trust me, I know from experience. And Bob Vila.
2007-03-27 03:16:27 · answer #1 · answered by johnmfsample 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Righty Tighty- Lefty Loocey
2007-03-27 02:57:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First you need protection. Where some type of rubber around what you are going to use to screw it with. This will make it so you don't get electrified. Also rub it with vasoline so the glass won't rip the rubber. Just do this and you are ready.
2007-03-27 05:47:24 · answer #3 · answered by Ruben 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
extremely tough aspect. look from google or bing. it may help!
2014-11-22 18:11:58 · answer #4 · answered by joseph 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
make sure the power is cut off first!
2007-03-27 02:55:07 · answer #5 · answered by azsoccerfan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I dont know how either.
2007-03-27 02:54:48 · answer #6 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dunno but it's a funny thought though.
2007-03-27 04:18:00 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋