A middle age woman was rushed to the hospital after suffering a heart attack,while on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing god she asks "is my time up?" god replies "no you still have 35 years,4 months and 6 days left."
So after the op she decides to stay at the hospital for more surgery,she had liposuction,tummy tuck,and her breasts lifted she also asked on of the nurses to change the colour of her hair.
So when she finally leaves the hospital she is walking home is struck by a car and killed outright, well she is pissed right !
She gets to heaven and says to god "why didn't you pull me out of the way of that car ?" god replies"sorry i didn't recognise you."
lol star if funny
2007-03-27 02:42:24 · 1 answers · asked by thewokinn 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
superb and here is your star lol
2007-03-27 03:24:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋