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2007-03-27 02:24:52 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cars & Transportation Commuting

To those people questioning my sanity,im a geordie if thats any help.

2007-03-27 02:35:15 · update #1

16 answers

No they're real but becareful you dont end up on the marmite motorway

2007-03-27 02:27:42 · answer #1 · answered by PhoenixRights 4 · 1 0

I was stuck in a traffic jam last week and i couldn`t find a Crunchy Nut lane
I could have been home in no time
The advert is false advertising they get us to eat Crunchy Nut Flakes so we can use the lane but we cant find the lanes Its all a con

2007-03-27 09:36:13 · answer #2 · answered by Black Orchid 7 · 1 0

I don't believe that any of these answers are supplying you with the truth. The advert is a little misleading as it makes it look like major cities have the CNL as we call it in the trade. This is currently untrue, hjowever, we are hoping to roll this out nationwide over the next 5 years. Currently the CNL can be found on the A30 westbound between Launceston and Bodmin and on the M6 I believe currently between junctions 8 and 10. We have received many emails and calls from very satisfied permit holders who really do appreciate the lengths that we go to ensure that you enjoy your Crunchy Nuts. Depending on the success of this campaign we are hoping to launch Kelloggs All Bran lanes for those who need to use the loo in a hurry and the Special K Lane for beautiful shapely women wearing red swimming cossies. I hope these meets with your approval.
Many thanks for your intelligent question
Kelloggs Roads Campaign UK

2007-03-27 09:35:06 · answer #3 · answered by itaintsnowing 2 · 4 0

The funny thing is I thought this yesterday. As really its false advertisment as I didnt see any message on the add saying it wasnt real.
So what I would do is send a complaint to them. Saying you love Crunchy nut cornflakes so much that when you saw the advert for the lane you got very excited. Only to be made a fool of infront of your mates as you wanted to get home to eat them and now you have to wait like everyone else.
This way you might get some free cereal off them.
Good Luck

2007-03-27 09:36:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No, it's called advertising. The point of the advert was that people love crunchy nut so much they just can't wait in traffic jams, so they have a quicker route home to get them lovely crispy golden corn flakes enriched by the honey and nuts.

It's not real, just like there really is no green giant to pick sweetcorn.

2007-03-27 09:38:26 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0 1

Your "friends" are trying to mis-lead you.

If you are observant, you will see these lanes appearing all over the UK next Sunday morning.

(Look at a calender!)

2007-03-28 18:00:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yeh and the sugar puff lane will be patrolled by the rice crispy kids

2007-03-29 13:28:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

its true i am a member and it is brilliant at rush hour but still can't get membership with flora to use the fast lane in the motorway its crap!!

2007-03-27 09:33:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

of course its true, though round here in the west country we've got the kelloggs honey nut loop ring roads, they loop together!!

2007-03-28 19:51:48 · answer #9 · answered by jojo5050 3 · 1 0

They have them in Lincoln for women on the school run I hear

2007-03-27 13:53:23 · answer #10 · answered by Dick Splash 2 · 1 0

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